1. A flacid or fully extended penis. 2. Oral sex performed on a man or woman. 3. A napkin placed on one's lap prior to consuming food. 4. A reduction in price on a laptop computer.
Hey shawty, why don't you come sit on my lap deal?
Fo I buy you a Happy Meal, hook a nigga up wit a lap deal.
Only pussy ass niggaz give bitches lap deals!
Ima need a lap deal fo I fuck up deez ribs.
I gave a lap deal to da boss man at Staples and gotta lap deal on a Sony Vaio.
Fo I buy you a Happy Meal, hook a nigga up wit a lap deal.
Only pussy ass niggaz give bitches lap deals!
Ima need a lap deal fo I fuck up deez ribs.
I gave a lap deal to da boss man at Staples and gotta lap deal on a Sony Vaio.
by Anacostia March 30, 2011
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Damn.. Landon said he would hook me up if I helped him with his homework. He really Marky Dealed me!
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The developer who's friends with Councilman X got a sweetheart deal from city council for his upcoming project.
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person2: SO WHAT...BIG DEAL! LIKE THE WORLDS GONNA END
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