Dec 10

National give your Gf YOUR BIGGEST hoodie or hold her hand and if you don’t do either you HAVE TO KISS HER

Me- hey do you know what today is?
Bf- no why?
Me- it’s Dec 10!

by It’s_not..syd December 9, 2021

Dec 10

National flannel day

Bro its dec 10 wheres your flannel

by Bitchjerkassbuttidjit December 10, 2021

Dec 19

Natoinal Complement your crush day

Boy 1: "you should go complement your crush!"
Boy 2 : "why?"

Boy 1: " it's Dec 19, national complement your crush day!"

by Twisted Kiwi December 12, 2021

15th dec

Give your girlfriend hugs and kisses all day

Girl:” hey it’s 15th Dec”
Boy: “yeh so”
Girl: “ you gotta give me hugs and kisses all day”
Boy:”okay fine”

by Oliverjod December 14, 2021

Dec 24th

National small hands day if u have small hands your gay but if u have big hands your in luck your not gay

Hey it’s dec 24th are you gay?

No why
Bc u have small hands ?

by Your dad December 24, 2021

Blumpkinday (Dec. 28)

On December 28th as of 2024, dank memers, brainrot sigmas, and skibiditards will have to participate in Blumpkinday to stay sigma. This involves males receiving fellatio from a friend, girlfriend, or wife whilst defecating on a toilet, just to multiply and add uncountable amounts of aura.

(Note: Only non-disabled sigmas 18 years and older can participate in Blumpkinday, as to prevent noncery.)

Aura will double if the toilet in question is an actual Skibidi Toilet Mystery Surprise Toy, which you are receiving fellatio upon, taking a shit in, and busting a nut upon. Bonus points if the toilet head pops up to pleasure you, but be weary of your poop flying out.

Blumpkin: Getting your dick sucked while pooping on a toilet.

Blumpkinday (Dec. 28): The day where you gotta get a blumpkin.

by ChicksW/dicks2006 December 28, 2024

Dec 2

Set your lockscreen as your favorite picture of your gf, NEVER CHANGE IT!

Guy 1: hey have you changed your wallpaper yet? It’s dec 2
Guy 2: yes I did, it’s my gf now

by Funky mushroom December 1, 2021