by Cotton eye joe2 August 8, 2018
Get the Carlosmug. by always shit talking April 5, 2016
Get the Carlosmug. by Anonymous[284] April 15, 2019
Get the Carlosmug. Carlos is that kid at school who thinks soccer is football and most likely the guy who will be a virgin in his 50's.
Although he can be a 2 by 4 he can still sweep and thats what counts.
Although he can be a 2 by 4 he can still sweep and thats what counts.
Girl: hey who is that guy playing soccer?
Friend: thats Carlos and he prefers if u call it football...
Friend: thats Carlos and he prefers if u call it football...
by 5 cent street whore April 1, 2019
Get the Carlosmug. Carlos is a Mexican Crackhead who smokes and do other drugs all the time he pretty much likes taking showers in rivers and sewer’ he has a cock about the size of a turtle he can sometimes smell like tacos or Valentina sauce but Carlos can be a really cool guy and will make you laugh and he likes staying fit at all time.
Oh Watch Out Crackhead Carlos Is Coming With Another Superpower he might make a dildo Appear.
Carlos bro your too freaking funny man.
Carlos bro your too freaking funny man.
by HotDogDealer69 October 17, 2019
Get the Carlosmug. very short usually dating a Zara and is very protective, loving and kind and VERY skinny and a male prostitute
carlos is HJOGT
by thardin25 June 13, 2019
Get the Carlosmug. by sniffass December 24, 2021
Get the Carlosmug.