what the blazes

when one cannot comprehend unfolding events or events which have occured.

*term keyed by jay parsons, later utilized by various Vancouver-area residents*

Present
guy1: "why is your mom calling me?"
guy2: "what the blazes"

Past
guy1: "your mom called me last night!!"
guy2: "what the blazes"

by Ryno December 3, 2004

blazed

STONED AND DRUNK AT THE SAME TIME-
see also slooped , anihilated

After that fatass blunt and the fifth of Vodka, his ass was blazed.

by podlowe September 15, 2003

trail blazing

to go to a park with a jogging trail or forest path and smoke weed on it

Alex M: Dude you wanna go trail blazing?

Alex H: Every day of my life

by Mudkipz11 March 10, 2010

Blaze Job

When you get a blowjob while your high.

Guy #1: Bra, right after I smoked this huge joint my girl gave me this awesome Blaze Job.
Guy #2: Ohhh yeaaa.

by Dr. Cocktopus May 18, 2009

Blazing squad

The absolute worst boy band in history. Imagine a majorly watered down garage group (e.g. So Solid Crew) made up of mainly white wannabe teenage 'gangstas'. If garage wasn't bad enough already, we have to listen to this shit. Thankfully though, I think they 'went thier seperate ways'.

Chavette: Oh, My GOD!!! Like, the Blazin' Squad is comin' to town, innit! I is like SO excited!

Normal Person: Fuck off and get a job, you slag.

Blazing Squad = Shit

by Antony August 9, 2006

Blazing Truth

A truth begirt with fire. The more involved or the closer related you are to it, the more you will feel it, for better or worse.

The Blazing Truth took me by surprise and in the moment, I couldn't handle it, so I ran away.

by made beautiful March 26, 2013

raise and blaze

A superior version of the common phrase 'wake and bake'.

"I had a raise and blaze this morning'

by WhimmyBoo April 14, 2015