bacon

yo i smoked some bacon
by ycake90 June 1, 2006
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bacon

Slang for the "beacon" option on an observatory in Natural Selection. To respawn the whole marine team for the cost of 15 resources.
Kill the bacon machine~
Fuckin comm bacon! our base is poont~
by s3x t3h joON July 23, 2008
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Bacon

v. A word used to describe something that is totally amazing, awesome and unbelievable. It originated on funnyjunk.com some time in 2010.
Oh man, look at this picture describing what happened to this guy! That's so bacon!
by iTzEazy July 4, 2010
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Bacon

Bacon isn't really bacon. It's really the chopped up minds of children who have learnt too much.

THE BACON IS WATCHING YOU!!
by Bitch, Hamz & Boo April 24, 2008
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Bacon

The only reason you aren't a vegetarian.
Why aren't you a vegetarian.

Yell at the BACON!
*eats bacon*
by TheBubbies101 August 27, 2014
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Bacon

The absolute greatest substance known to mankind or any other civilization. Bacon can be used to solve any problem big or small. World hunger/your hunger, world peace, AIDS, SIDS, etc. However if you are a douchebag, asshole, dipshit, psychobitch, or any other kind of despicable human being eating bacon won't solve that, but you'll still get a delicious treat.
Leader of a Country #1: What are we gonna do about all these starving people?
Leader of a Country #2: Let them eat bacon.
by rumpunchtweaker45 July 20, 2011
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baconness

Synonym for the word "awesomeness" or "awesome"
This food is baconness!
Barney Stinson is baconness...
by Jethed January 20, 2011
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