doodoo hammock

When your buttcrack hairs get so long and tangled, they make a hammock for your turd.

Me: Dude! I took the gnarliest poop the other day but not all of my shit hit the water. I had to pinch and pull.

Friend: Have you trimmed your ass hairs lately?
Me: No. WTF?

Friend: Yeah man, sometimes your ass hairs grow and get tangled. You must have some serious doodoo hammocks goin on.

by TurdAlert July 25, 2014

doodoo

waste matter discharged from the bowels after food has been digested; excrement.

"Mommy, I doodood my overalls.

by LambdaMisc October 31, 2022

Doodoo

Shit

I had to take a doodoo

by Hahaha bob ross February 19, 2020

Doodoo Juice

Coffee

It should be illegal to have no bathrooms in a coffee shop. You're serving doodoo juice in there

by Doctor.Green July 6, 2025

doodoo cruiser

A car that is a piece of shit.

Here comes Fred Sanford in his doodoo cruiser...

by GeneralDD214 November 1, 2011

No DooDoo December

A month where you try to not doodoo, and if you do, you lose the challenge and get yeeted to uranus.

Person 1:Yo can you wait i gotta take a dump
Person 2:Wait u can't its No DooDoo December
Person 1:Oh right thanks

by YeetusFetus11 May 8, 2022

doodoo

a kid friendly alternative to what the fuck

my friend: my dog took a shit in my bath.
me: what the doodoo ¿?

by yourmomsidehoe March 18, 2019