These people are the worst of the worst, they will snitch on you for everything and you should never become friends with one of these. They soak them selves in orange fake tan bc they are such big fans of Donald trump and they have the safest sex life and they have to razz little kids because no one wants to be around them. If you see one of these in public you shouldn't do anything dodge or you should beat them the fuck up.
Tyler: oi bro look over there its a fucking Charlie Thomas
christian: cuz we need to bash the fuck out of her
christian: cuz we need to bash the fuck out of her
by SexyBeastSlayer69 December 1, 2019

by Broimsorrywhat November 1, 2020

by Tiaismanameflirtingismagame March 15, 2016

Charlie is the most amzing person ever. When I met my Charlie I felt like my world just froze, he’s absolutely breathtaking. He is insanely attractive and smart. Talking to him is always a fun time. He is a cat person. And so hilarious. If you want your stomach to hurt from laughter then he’s your person. You will never want to lose him because he’s a blessing. He’s perfect. Now, I can’t guarantee that every Charlie is amazing as the one in my life but this one is one of a kind. Love you babe <3
by 1amnotgay June 27, 2022

An unusually lanky person with little to no muscle. The Charlie often has no friends and consumes as much food as possible to fuel his or her lankiness.
Charlie is such a pain in the ass.
by FWasHere January 17, 2019

We know that a Charlie likes baseball. A Charlie also likes Kristin. We literally know nothing else.
Person 1: Does Charlie like baseball
Person 2: yes
Person 1: does Charlie like Kristen
Person 2: yes
Person 1: do they like anything else
Person 2: No fucking clue
Person 2: yes
Person 1: does Charlie like Kristen
Person 2: yes
Person 1: do they like anything else
Person 2: No fucking clue
by PonyPony17 January 22, 2019
