texting chin

A contortion of the face resulting in the creation of several additional chins. It is caused by drawing the chin toward the chest while attempting to text under one's desk at school or work inconspicuously, though often fails horribly.

Look at Pierce over there. He's sporting a total texting chin. As if the teacher doesn't notice anyway...

by I don't want a pseudonym January 11, 2010

texting out loud

blabbering while texting, not getting your thoughts together. like "thinking out loud."

i'm still in on half "was thinking i'd go with 180 but never mind."

later: i was texting out loud.

by bry piper December 8, 2010

Texting whore

someone who communicates more frequently via SMS than voice

are you a texting whore? compare your sms count to your call count

by stop that whore April 9, 2012

Blind Texting

When someone texts while not looking (ex. in a hoodie, in jeans pocket) so they don't get caught. Mostly done in school.

She was blind texting in her purse so she wouldn't get it taken away from her teacher.

by Fahad Hussain January 27, 2009

Compulsive Texting Disorder

- a condition in which an individual would rather text (communicate via text messaging) than verbally communicate (via phone) texter
- individuals who suffer from CTD may become proficient in text jargon ( LOL , OMG, TTYL , etc)

Man, this chick must have Compulsive Texting Disorder 'cause everytime I try to call her she ignores my call but then she texts me right afterwards.

by Trailer Trash Triplet #2 February 4, 2010

douche texting

People that send messages (text or chat) before they are really done typing the message or finished the thought... sending a long string of messages 1 line at a time in rapid fire..

The king of douche-textery also send emails in this manner.

Dave: Hey whats up?

Dave: Want to go out tonight I was

Dave: talking to Amy

Dave: And she and her girls are going to

Dave: go to Maxwells tonight

Steve: What the fuck's up the douche texting

by fuckwhatever March 24, 2010

Ambi-texting

ambi-texting is the art of texting after you have taken an Ambien. You never fully realize what you've tried to text until the next morning when you check your history and can't make out the meaning.

Text from my GF: IIII kknv66 &ddn 33)k##............zC
Meaning: I love you. Gnight.

Honey, did you take a pill before bed last night? Yes, why? Because you were ambi-texting me before you went to sleep.

by Zorack911 January 12, 2011