Terminal Blue Balls

What happens when the TSA finishes their screening process a little too soon and send you on your way.

Billy was getting deep cavity searched by the TSA but they sent him along with Terminal Blue Balls.

by Studpuffin March 09, 2011

Terminal Brown Neck

The largest growing disease in the world. Usually caused by putting one's head so far up their ass that a permanent brown ring forms around their neck. See also: Shit head

My neighbor just shot a cannon firework out of his hand while holding a beer in the other. He must have a case of terminal brown neck.

by DetroitOnTheVirg July 06, 2017

Terminal Market crash

When your computer crashes for unknown or known reasons like viruses, or unplugged cords.

"Dude, sorry i didn't respond to your email. I had a terminal market crash."

"No problem, just reply when it gets back up."

by Nycho January 05, 2009

Terminal Beard Length

The length at which a beard stops growing and the bearded one achieves full power. Any bearded person at less than Terminal Beard Length is viewed as weak by all people, though this bias is typically unconscious.

I have achieved Terminal Beard Length, now people will finally take me seriously.

by mattheweb October 12, 2023

Terminally Down Bad

Being at the absolute peak of simpitude, to the point where you'll actually die

Guy 1: Hey, have you seen BigBoi recently?
Guy 2: Nah fam, they got Terminally Down Bad and died lol

by ProbablyNotBarackObama April 19, 2022

Terminal poop disorder

It's when you poop a lot and it's terminal.

Jamie: "i have been pooping 1-3 times a day for the past several weeks"
Chris: "my god! you might have terminal poop disorder"

by mellamoluke March 16, 2016

terminal e-dater

Someone who continuously enters relationships only over the Internet because they don’t know how to actually start an IRL sustainable relationship

“that person only e dates people, what a terminal e-dater (non-derogatory)”

by bobby del rio January 13, 2022