telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 25, 2013

Tealization

1. To make teal

2. To be made into a UNCW (University of North Carolina Wilmington) pride item, teal being the school color

"Nice tealization (1) on the wall man! That color looks great!"

"The tealization of the gym looks awesome guys! The whole school will be so pumped for this hockey game!"

by Sunshine_the_Artsy_Wolf September 11, 2013

Telijahia

Freakin' Gorgeous, Hard to understand but easy to love. (: Very Rewarding, Tries to make EVERYONE happy! loves to be helpful when people aren't acting dumb. Likes to be alone occasionally... Most AWESOME personality ever! (: be-you-tiful. just the best!!

I Love Telijahia!!

by shyyshayy December 19, 2013

Tellington

A person who is anonymous to many, but if told, it could cause serious problems for all stoners

Dick: "Hey, did you tell Tellington?"
Stoner: "Na."

by blacktits420 January 27, 2015

telicident

the falling of a smartphone on its user's face when he/she is lying down.

Guy: What happened to your face?
Girl: Oh, I had a telicident last night. It was horrible.

by AcidicPuke October 5, 2016

terlik

the weapon of a turkish mother

she would go to world war 2 and she would bring a terlik

by kaan west May 22, 2017

terlik

The Turkish gun most Turkish mothers use.There is a 99% chance of getting physically hurt and 100% chance of gettinng mentaly hurt.

Tipp:Run in zickzack and try to run in unpredictable directions.

Vallah my mom threw that terlik at me because i haven`t cleaned my room.

by Aliceyamborghini November 7, 2017