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Salad tender

Someone who doesn’t wanna be called a salad tosser
by Flashkk October 4, 2020
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tender blender

A housewife who has purchased a new electrical appliance and she is somewhat timid in first using it, afraid that she might break it into tiny pieces.
A friend of Jamie Oliver was telling him about some tender blender in Manchester.
by Jewish madam August 9, 2018
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Tender Dick Therapy

Providing emotional relief to a stranger or acquaintance by softly, and non-lustfully using your member to massage, penetrate, caress, and showcase a willing female in emotional distress.
Jessica, just dumped by her boyfriend, got some tender dick therapy from Chris on a rainy night in NYC.
by Dothivalla November 18, 2015
mugGet the Tender Dick Therapymug.
the first legendary spell used by the legendary gandolf gabe born in the fire of eon forged in pain he escaped running down the forges burning path then he found the magic chicken tender and under the forges burning brick roof he casted the spell "triangle isosceles circle chicken tenders avocado" and dissaperd never to be seen again exept by his grandma he likes her cooking.
oh yea take this "triangle isosceles circle chicken tenders avocado". (+5 damage)
by ya boi V sauce October 15, 2018
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Chicken Tenders

"The Crab looks good"
"No, probably tastes like Baltimore"
"Ooh, how about the Calimari"
"No, probably looks like a dildo"
"Uhhh, I'll get the Chicken Tenders"
- Every White Person at a food stand
by Beans2.0 October 29, 2018
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