Skip to main content

tongue tender

when you crack 90s in fortnite while your step-sis sucks your dick under the desk while her boyfriend is tied up on the bed watching.
"my step sis is such a tongue tender"
by 90 cracker December 11, 2024
mugGet the tongue tendermug.

cat tenders

my cat tenders ate themselves
by cabagekid69 April 5, 2022
mugGet the cat tendersmug.

tender loving care

It's good to be tender loving care.
by Debskelly1985 April 23, 2023
mugGet the tender loving caremug.

Card-tender

Card-tender is a casino card dealer. Except you’re not getting fucked up and having to tip them for drinks(which are always expensive). You tip them on helping you with the game you’re playing while also getting free drinks at the same time. Winning hero’s? I think so.
The card-tenderheloed me win at blackjack when I didn’t know how to play.
by ChelsRene August 5, 2018
mugGet the Card-tendermug.

LEGAL TENDER KITING

CENTER OF TRUST

When you take a SERIAL NUMBER of any currency and track spending of it by putting the SERIAL NUMBER on another CHANGE from the original CURRENCY UTILIZED.

Having LEGAL SEX that is for an indefinite time where every SEX ACT is accounted for.
When someone gives you money as where you spend it and what is usually kept track of in some way so you might as well use LEGAL TENDER KITING as it will never have their trust for you bounce away from you but will in essence enhance it greatly.

Hey listen better do it right as LEGAL TENDER KITING is just what they you want to do where if they point you to be FIRST IN LINE you got others that are always SECOND IN LINE and that my friend may infer something.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE April 5, 2022
mugGet the LEGAL TENDER KITINGmug.

Share this definition