cum tears

The cum that drips from the eyes after blowing a load on someones face and eyes, especially after she has been deep throating and gagging where cum mixes with actual tears secreted by the throated person.

Wipe the cum tears from your face before your boyfriend gets home.

by Bamzamma June 14, 2018

There were no tears

There were big heaving burbling sobs.

Elon Musk, 8/16/2018: Sobs uncontrollably to The NY Times because he has to work some extra hours for a shot at his $56 Billion pay package.

Elon Musk, 8/28/2018: “There Were No Tears.”

NY Times, 8/28/2018: Musk was screaming awful guttural wails for the entire interview.

by KarateKid3 August 29, 2018

trod's tears

the most delicious fluid on the planet, anyone blessed enough to taste it has been granted eternal life.

xavier: i just drank some of trod's tears, i think i'm immortal now.

by edgii June 30, 2019

women tears

when a women's breasts start leaking milk.

once i was talking to my mom then i noticed she had women tears.

by Snakebeanbagle November 8, 2017

egyptian tear

When someone cries in another person's anus.

Her booty was so fine I gave her an egyptian tear.

by Crabs in a bucket October 10, 2012

Dick-Tear

The extra drip or two of PP after using the bathroom.

Mark: Tom looks like your Dick-Tear leaked threw your pants.

by J-Gill1995 December 6, 2012

Pussy Tears

Noun:

drops of clear, sweet liquid which flow from a vagina when sexually aroused.

N.B. not to be confused with the alternative, "Pussy Tears (Rips)"

e.g. 1

He caressed and stroked her gently, on her way to orgasm, crying pussy tears.

e.g.2

"Mate, she was well wet, you should have seen the pussy tears"

by Agent76 August 12, 2012