Road tampon

A person or persons that block the road or highway by going too slow. This person is normally seen driving a Honda or Kia

Hey road tampon get out of the left lane or pass the guy

by Ar_hunter March 31, 2022

anal tampon

1. A tampon used for the anus. These are real. They are used for surgical wounds, diarrhea and bowel incontinence.

2. A tampon or anal tampon inserted into the anus of a woman after anal sex to block semen from leaking out of the rectum and possibly onto the vagina, and thus prevent the potential for the birth of a drippage baby. Doing this also prevents uncomfortable wet bubbly farts from happening.

My wife and I had anal sex. Then she wore an anal tampon to ensure that my semen would not drip into her vagina and possibly cause pregnancy.

by femdomguy7777 December 11, 2022

period no tampon

to add emphasis to a point that was made, but even more than periodt.

Girl she was a MESS, period no tampon.

by nerdynanny October 14, 2021

tampon drunk

Soaking a tampon in alcohol than shoving it in your vagina or asshole to make you feel drunk

Her mom can smell alcohol in her breath so we have to get tampon drunk

by Fuk'n Twat Nugget December 28, 2014

Tampon Tub

A system of free emergency tampons in your school, college or workplace.

Tampon Tubs are a supply of free emergency tampons, set up for and by people who menstruate. The idea is that you take one when you need one and replenish it when you have a spare. Tampon Tubs are maintained through an honour system and are easy to set up. Never go without again.

There is a Tampon Tub in the library toilets, it really came in handy the other day.

by Aphrodyki February 12, 2015

Glitter tampon

a way to put some pizzazz in your jazz

I used a glitter tampon and had to go straight to the hospital

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 22, 2020

Tampon-leen

To insert a tampon into the anus, either by mistake or dirty joke

After I broke both my arms, I asked my closest girlfriend to help me insert a tampon, and she tampon-leened me instead! She is definitely not invited to my sweet 16 birthday party...

by Playerhateroftheyear April 6, 2011