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A tasty injection is the act of spreading vanilla and or chocolate frosting over the nub of a removed appendage usually the hand, from the wrist up, then depending on sexual preference, you proceed to tastefully "inject" the frosted nub into ones vagina and or anus.
Ex: My grandfather once told me how he gave my grandmother and my mother a tasty injection right when he got home from the war. Gotta love you gramps!
by Mr. Tasty August 23, 2009
Get the Tasty injection mug.A fictitious account of events that has been created and repeated consistently- often over a period of years- with the intent of having that story become accepted as fact. The ultimate goal of a Taft's Buttplug is to someday hear the fiction you created be told to you by a stranger as if it were fact.
The phrase itself originates from the story that President William Howard Taft, the most rotund President ever, was fitted with a balsa wood buttplug which he used to prevent his typical flatulence at State Dinners and the like. The buttplug was/is reported to be in the basement archives of the Smithsonian. In reality, the buttplug likely never existed, as the first documented report of the alleged buttplug was by an ardent Teddy Roosevelt supporter during the height of the split with Taft.
The phrase itself originates from the story that President William Howard Taft, the most rotund President ever, was fitted with a balsa wood buttplug which he used to prevent his typical flatulence at State Dinners and the like. The buttplug was/is reported to be in the basement archives of the Smithsonian. In reality, the buttplug likely never existed, as the first documented report of the alleged buttplug was by an ardent Teddy Roosevelt supporter during the height of the split with Taft.
Remember when I stopped to help that hot chick change her tire and she did me right there by the side of the interstate?
Yeah.
Thing is, that never happened. It's a Taft's Buttplug.
Yeah.
Thing is, that never happened. It's a Taft's Buttplug.
by WaftyCranker July 7, 2011
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Get the teh tasty mug.A drink consisting of:
- 1/4 water
- 1/4 vodka
- 1/4 whiskey
- 1/4 light beer (for body -- bud light preferred)
- splash of gin
- one ice cube
- 1/4 water
- 1/4 vodka
- 1/4 whiskey
- 1/4 light beer (for body -- bud light preferred)
- splash of gin
- one ice cube
by Chris Elsasser January 1, 2012
Get the William Taft mug.a person who thinks they are too good for anything. you know when something is good you will normally say it is "tasty". so if someone is acting "tasty" they are trying to act too good for you.
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