woman

1. The female of the human species. Virtually identical to man aside from small degree of sexual dimorphism and female sexual characteristics.
2. Approximately half the schmucks in the world. (for the other half, see also man)
3. Masters of driving heterosexual men absofuckinglutely insane.

1. That woman has boobs.
2. That woman is smothering her boyfriend's best friend with her boobs.
3. God damn! That woman was shoving her tits in my face! Is she that easy, and what the fuck is Marco gonna do when he finds out!?!

by if you take this seriously I will laugh at you January 4, 2006

Woman

n. Irrational being. (French in origin)

Lauren is a woman, therefore she is irrational.

by AWSKEETSKEET December 28, 2005

Woman.

Only good for three things.. Cooking, Cleaning, and Vaginas.

Your mom, is such a woman.

by Women don't deserve dreams. October 31, 2009

woman

a strong inteligent human being who uses her brain instead of her sex to make descions.

wow, you are and awesome woman. your strong and inteligent.. i admire you... woman are awesome

by countrygl21 November 28, 2006

Woman

A common house slave best know for efficiently cleaning dishes, and commonly refereed to the name: "Dishwasher". Although, once a month they become unapproachable due to vaginal bleeding, hence making them irritable. These humans are known for making an irrational affection for shoes. Often married to by men to be claimed at property.

Who needs a dishwasher when you have a woman!

by Conflab15 June 14, 2018

woman

The N****r of the world, according to John Lennon. Most convenient target and scapegoat for male users on UD who prove John right.

RIP, John Lennon. May your wife and sons have a long and happy life and never come to UD to read what men think about women. They would try to kill themselves.

The Beatles loved women and praised "the woman" in their work. Thanks guys!

by The Happy Humanist February 14, 2010

woman

the more intelligent half of the human race

A woman can do anything, including things men can't. When men say woman are less, it shows one of two things--that the men are truly afraid women are better and are trying to cover it up, or that these men truly don't have the slightest bit of intelligence left that they are unable to see how great women are.

by MusicianChick May 11, 2006