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Taylor Swifting

1) The act of mass producing extraordinarily low-quality music, themed particularly around "love", fairytales, and other interests of teenage girls, for the consumption by the aforementioned teenage girls, idiots, and the criminally insane.

2) A situation in which one wipes his or her anus on the ground, not unlike an old dog.
Brett: "Hey man, how's it hanging?"

Logan: "Not too well. I was about to seal the deal with this totally smokin' babe, but then she asked me to be the prince and she the princess, at which point I knew we could never coexist."

Brett: "Damn. Another flawless plot foiled by Taylor Swifting."
by A_man_with_ears August 18, 2012
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Switting

The act of Swaping Spit AKA kissing
"I saw them switting in the mall last week."
by GunnysGirl August 19, 2012
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come back swinging

When someone pushes you down, but you push back and, against all odds, thrive and show them that you're still strong and maybe even better than before. Also, from a Kelly Clarkson song :D
"You didn't think that I'd come back, I come back swingin" -Stronger by Kelly Clarkson ~ "I'm not gonna let them get the better of me, I'm gonna come back swinging and show them they can't break me."
by farrahthecoolkid March 13, 2022
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Taylor Swifting

When a person memes by pulling down their pants and wiping their bum on the floor like an old dog. From South Park season 16, episode 3 "Faith Hilling"
Greg: So, what do you guys wanna do?
Melvin: Let's do some Taylor Swifting over by that building where they hold AA meetings.

Greg: Good idea, man.
by shannonashleyk August 16, 2012
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Taylor Swifting

Taylor Swifting is when you pull down your pants and wipe you butt along the ground like an old dog.
Person: "Damn, your ass is red? Why?"
Person 2: "I've been Taylor Swifting, a lot."
by TiggiOreo June 29, 2019
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dick swinging

is when a male gets naked
"bro what you up to right now" "nothing much, im just dick swinging"
by dickswingin March 25, 2020
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Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling your pants down and rubbing your ass along the ground like and old dog.
Guy1 Hey look at that chick over there with her pants down crawling around, she must be

Guy2 No she not special, shes just Taylor Swifting
by Dizzlemania August 17, 2012
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