Simmons Collage

As in an all Girls College in Boston, Go here and meet more lesbians than you ever did back home and take manditory feminism classes, also never say the word gay or risk being attacked, Located right near Fenway enjoy the Red Sox rioting right outside your dorm room.

Hey I go to simmons.
when was the last time you saw a boy?
about two weeks ago.

by lola January 9, 2005

Wolf Simmons

The German name of Mark Simmons of Haddonfield, New Jersey. It may be used as a name for anyone you speak to, including your pets.

Hey Mips-hater, what was the English homework?

WOLFE SIMMONS!

by DON SHOWALTER November 12, 2004

James Simmons

A BANDWAGONER! DO NOT TALK SPORTS WITH HIM EVER!

James Simmons is a bandwagoner. Enough said.

by soxfanatic March 4, 2009

SUMMONER SHOW

something that alen made about 5 years ago and abe will never find out what it is

wow your gay SUMMONER SHOW

by nigajew December 30, 2018

summonabitch

Bitch on call. Can be summoned intentionally or unintentionally in milliseconds. Her wrath is most frequently felt by her spouse, though she does not discriminate.

I made a comment about laundry from the sofa and bam, there was the summonabitch.

by Reginald Bugalates September 20, 2023

Summond the mutha fukkah

When you bang your head or drop and break the phone you just got and spontaneously yell out Mutha Fukkah! Without regard of who is in your proximity

He did you see that dude fall and bust his head open?
Oh yeah when he summond the mutha fukkah in front of his kids it was classic.

by Lunchboxx69721 May 20, 2024

Summoning of eric

Get a dead pig fetus and have sex with the maggots inside

I just learned how to do the summoning of eric

by Dusterdo August 27, 2025