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suburban disrupter

Another word for boom box. one of those old school boom boxes you see b-boys kicking it on the block with...well that was in the 80's ... now we disrupt suburbia with DA KABOOM BOX!! aka the suburban disrupter. they have to take batteries in order to disrupt the whole area up close and personal.
2: ..this suburban disrupter really pumps!
1: i could hear it downtown..
2: word.
by chris187420 November 20, 2006
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Suburbagirth

The weight a person puts on when he moves to a more sedentary, surburban life
"Have you seen Tom since he bought his house?"
"Oh yeah - and you should see the suburbagirth he's got on him!"
by Hartless April 23, 2009
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Suburban Saturday

At least 5 hetero couples meet on the first Saturday of each month. Then, they gang bang until everyone has a raw dick and swollen vag. Some prep advice would be to lay down some tarps and buy a palet of bleach to clean up with. Also, if you have no spouse due to a recent murder/divorce, its best to screen and hire a hooker at least a week in advance. Make her blow you so she knows how to cuff the balls at least. Then you know she's a pro.
Man, last month's Suburban Saturday was awesome. Erin made my dong burn for 3 days, but I think Johnny was looking at me more than normal. I think he wants to tickle my taint next month. We may need to defriend him and Bridget and invite Jason and Elizabeth instead.
by Burban Blumkin April 12, 2011
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suburb trapping

When a drug dealer (typically cocaine) successfully hooks a wealthy suburban resident (ideally a housewife) on their product and makes sure they don't know about any other dealers in the area. The buyer is essentially trapped until they get into rehab or somehow find out about another dealer. Meanwhile, their dealer can steadily raise prices and keep milking them for all they're worth.
Cocaine dealer: I'm a clever motherfucker; I make my fortune suburb trapping.
by DJDYBER December 20, 2013
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suburban-sexual

Owns cats. Bakes cookies. Responds to Nicky Eliafan.
I love the way he builds that stool from Ikea. He must be like so suburban-sexual.
by cookinginchucks February 3, 2015
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suburban loyalty

A term used to describe an individual who is only loyal if it benefits them or they are on good terms with the other party. Created by Danny Roberts
Danny: my friend snitched me out to the police so they wouldn't think he did anything

Tyrece: bruh that's some suburban loyalty
by D.R.333 August 7, 2019
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Suburban Thesaurus

A book of synonyms for people who live in between a city and a farm.
"Can I use the urban dictionary to look up a synonym for the word catastrophic?" "No, you're in between a city and a farm, and a dictionary is not used for synonyms. Use this Suburban Thesaurus."
by NittanyLionFan_:) December 7, 2020
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