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Stradinger's Law

The principle that, in a professional environment, the person(s) who critically block your forward progress at any given moment are in a meeting when you go to look for them.
Peter: I was looking for Josep, Tony and Rafael for an architectural decision, and they're all in the architecture meeting.
Dominic: That's Stradinger's Law for you.
by emlprime July 7, 2010
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.stra1ghtnotfound

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you know .stra1ghtnotfound?” “yes they scare me”
by wilburs.soot0 October 16, 2021
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e-straction

Any type of electronic distraction that occurs while you should be paying attention to something. High risk e-stractions occur while driving, and include text mesaging, cell phone usage, and viewing DVD's.
You wouldn't have T-boned that car if it wasn't for your text mesaging e-straction.
by drooster January 31, 2007
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Sausage Straddler

"Look at the state of that mincer over there - a sausage straddler for sure"
by tbone69 August 22, 2008
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cpr straddle

That is when someone straddles you like a beast in heat while administering CPR.
Wow did you see how she gave him the CPR straddle after he was found not breathing over there in the corner?
by CPR STRADDLE April 23, 2013
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mezza la strada

Mezza la strada is an italian phrase meaning middle of the street. But can be used as a negative statement to someone being stupid, or a person who is what we call "shot".
For example when somebody says something stupid or does something really dumb italians use the phrase minchia tu sei mezza la strada.
by TMangia December 9, 2013
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straddler

A straddler is someone who rides or "straddles" the cock
not to be confussed with a smuggler who keeps it all on the inside.

A straddler is more than happy to have everone know he/she has just been for a ride on the ridgid rod of cock.
The style of the resulting walk can usually be used as an indication of the amount of time recently spend in the knob saddle.

note: this usually applies to gay men.
what's with the funny walk? are you a straddler?
you are nothing but a limp wristed cock straddler.
well hello Nigel do you fancy a bit of a straddle?
by cockstar2 June 29, 2011
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