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two stroke

The best engine for a dirt bike, the distribution of the power is great and easy to use........unless your retarded and give a full twist of the throttle in first gear or while driving slowly (thus flipping over backwards).

You can easily tell the difference between a 2 stroke bike and a 4 stroke:

1. Two strokes have a huge pipe (expansion chamber) leading out of the engine and into the silencer.
2. two strokes sounds more like humming, while 4 strokes sound like someone shitting their pants.
3. Two stroke bikes are smaller
4. Two stroke bikes cost less to fix, and unless your stupid you can do the work yourself.
5. Overall just buy a 2 stroke bike!
4 stroke rider: lets race
Two stroke rider: ok

**go**

4 stroke rider dies from inhaling the blue haze from 2 stroke rider's bike being in front the whole time.
by KX250 June 11, 2006
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Stroke the Salami

1. To tamper with a piece of meat.

2. To grip one's own male genitalia, and stroke in a gratifying motion to achieve orgasm (cream-ation).

Adapted from American Pie

See also: masturbation, choking the chicken, petting the one-eyed monster, jackin off, jerking off, fondling myself, manhandling my jimmy, masturing my bait, f*cking myself
Yuna stroked my salami all night, dog. She wouldn't back off a nigga.
by turbanator December 29, 2002
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Defensive Striker

A defensive striker is the name given to a striker who is so useless at his man objective (to score goals) his fan base decide its time to literally re-write football to defend them, when in reality they’re close to bottom 5 strikers in the league
“Yea but he’s a defensive striker so I don’t care that he’s not scored in 2 seasons”
by XD123456789 March 31, 2020
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the strokes

Yo dawg, my girl came over last night and we had the strokes while listening to the strokes!
by Cal Casablancas April 22, 2011
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The Strokes

Awesome Band! A real band, unlike the gay good charlotte and simple plan.
good going retardo's!
"Man, I'm going to The Strokes concert, and its gonna be bommmbbb"
by BabyGirlP.S.strokes_rock March 21, 2004
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The Strokes

definition of New York garage rock.

highly addicted to drugs, alcohol, and cigarettes.

composed of some of the hottest guys in indie rock.

... all of which will inevitably die of lung cancer, if not diseased livers.
The Strokes are cooler than everybody and their uncle.
by scene whore January 28, 2004
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The Strokes

A retro-of-the-future Manhattan rock band whose debut album, Is This It, kickstarted the new rock revolution.
Man, what's up with that douchebag calling The Strokes a british band who were themselves a genre? A single band can't be an entire genre. What an idiot.
by Valaas September 25, 2003
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