by Wedobevibin November 21, 2020
Get the Sex storymug. people who fabricate fictional tales about shooting,fighting,and or gangbanging that everyone knows isnt true.
by Chris Overton April 2, 2008
Get the gangsta storiesmug. A story that is told at an incredibly random or inappropriate time that goes no where and is often redundant and that leaves people slightly confused as to why the person told it in the first place.
While at a party, a person (usually named bristol) comes up to you
Bristol: Today, i was at the grocery story with my mom and she wouldn't let me buy orange juice. i was really upset that i couldn't get orange juice; now i want some.
(people stare, confused and contemplating).
People: .........BRISTOL STORY.
Bristol: Today, i was at the grocery story with my mom and she wouldn't let me buy orange juice. i was really upset that i couldn't get orange juice; now i want some.
(people stare, confused and contemplating).
People: .........BRISTOL STORY.
by bristolstoriesareawesome May 31, 2010
Get the Bristol Storymug. A new way of blowing off stupid people because someone is too stupid for you to bother wasting your time explaining the idea to. #felicia
"Vegans live a lot longer than meat eaters.", Said the girl who ate my pulled pork and loved it. "Nice story."
by Longislandisselfish September 20, 2017
Get the nice storymug. S-story
Imagine you crush suddenly kisses you
You have been waiting months for this
You start making out you can feel his tong in your mouth suddenly you see he starts to lift your shirt and rips your cloths off suddenly u feel him slide into you you strart mo——-
Imagine you crush suddenly kisses you
You have been waiting months for this
You start making out you can feel his tong in your mouth suddenly you see he starts to lift your shirt and rips your cloths off suddenly u feel him slide into you you strart mo——-
by Idk.....,... December 8, 2020
Get the S-storymug. By adding a story book end-after when somebody is done talking to add humor to a typically dark topic.
Grahm: Hey, that looks just like my dad who left me when I was a baby...
Jacob: Said Grahm sadly.
Grahm: Are you story booking me?
Jacob: You're damn right I was.
Jacob: Said Grahm sadly.
Grahm: Are you story booking me?
Jacob: You're damn right I was.
by jacobraybans May 3, 2013
Get the Story Bookingmug. a story told by someone that starts out interesting and seems like it could go somewhere but ends without any real point resulting in a very anticlimactic story
by rockinandrollin June 4, 2017
Get the Paige storymug.