by Wedobevibin November 21, 2020
Get the Sex storymug. A story that is told at an incredibly random or inappropriate time that goes no where and is often redundant and that leaves people slightly confused as to why the person told it in the first place.
While at a party, a person (usually named bristol) comes up to you
Bristol: Today, i was at the grocery story with my mom and she wouldn't let me buy orange juice. i was really upset that i couldn't get orange juice; now i want some.
(people stare, confused and contemplating).
People: .........BRISTOL STORY.
Bristol: Today, i was at the grocery story with my mom and she wouldn't let me buy orange juice. i was really upset that i couldn't get orange juice; now i want some.
(people stare, confused and contemplating).
People: .........BRISTOL STORY.
by bristolstoriesareawesome May 31, 2010
Get the Bristol Storymug. A Jewish story is a story that is made up by an incompetent and unreliable and is extremely boring. The story teller is usually telling this story for attention or for some friends.
by Blueboy02 June 10, 2018
Get the Jewish Storymug. A new way of blowing off stupid people because someone is too stupid for you to bother wasting your time explaining the idea to. #felicia
"Vegans live a lot longer than meat eaters.", Said the girl who ate my pulled pork and loved it. "Nice story."
by Longislandisselfish September 20, 2017
Get the nice storymug. N. A snap-chatter that constantly sends you their snap chat story personally in hopes of getting double the views. They are the most annoying people on your friends list. The worst part is that their snaps more often than not are a waste of time.
Oh boy another snap from Jake the story sender. (Opens snap) Wow that was gay. (Scrolls through stories) oh look ! It's the same gay snap he sent me 5 seconds ago. ( removes jake from friends list)
by Jwidlak October 31, 2016
Get the Story Sendermug. When some one who your not even talking to come in you and someone else's conversation and starts putting in their two sense.
Jai: Hey Shantelle, how was your date last night with James?
Shantelle: It was soo good, he took me to the CN Tower Restaurant, and the foood was amazinngg!
Story Pirate: I know ive been there before, the food is to die for!
(Jai+Shantelle)(Why is she in our conversation?)
Shantelle: It was soo good, he took me to the CN Tower Restaurant, and the foood was amazinngg!
Story Pirate: I know ive been there before, the food is to die for!
(Jai+Shantelle)(Why is she in our conversation?)
by Juiiicy. December 14, 2009
Get the story piratemug. a story told by someone that starts out interesting and seems like it could go somewhere but ends without any real point resulting in a very anticlimactic story
by rockinandrollin June 4, 2017
Get the Paige storymug.