by Wedobevibin November 21, 2020
Get the Sex storymug. The person that always has to one up your story with a better one, generally right after you tell yours.
A- "So i was walking down the street yesterday and found 5 bucks!"
B- "Oh yeah? Well i was walking down the street yesterday and found 20 bucks!"
A- "Dude, story trumper."
B- "Oh yeah? Well i was walking down the street yesterday and found 20 bucks!"
A- "Dude, story trumper."
by snipplly123 January 5, 2011
Get the Story Trumpermug. A story that is told at an incredibly random or inappropriate time that goes no where and is often redundant and that leaves people slightly confused as to why the person told it in the first place.
While at a party, a person (usually named bristol) comes up to you
Bristol: Today, i was at the grocery story with my mom and she wouldn't let me buy orange juice. i was really upset that i couldn't get orange juice; now i want some.
(people stare, confused and contemplating).
People: .........BRISTOL STORY.
Bristol: Today, i was at the grocery story with my mom and she wouldn't let me buy orange juice. i was really upset that i couldn't get orange juice; now i want some.
(people stare, confused and contemplating).
People: .........BRISTOL STORY.
by bristolstoriesareawesome May 31, 2010
Get the Bristol Storymug. people who fabricate fictional tales about shooting,fighting,and or gangbanging that everyone knows isnt true.
by Chris Overton April 2, 2008
Get the gangsta storiesmug. A new way of blowing off stupid people because someone is too stupid for you to bother wasting your time explaining the idea to. #felicia
"Vegans live a lot longer than meat eaters.", Said the girl who ate my pulled pork and loved it. "Nice story."
by Longislandisselfish September 20, 2017
Get the nice storymug. By adding a story book end-after when somebody is done talking to add humor to a typically dark topic.
Grahm: Hey, that looks just like my dad who left me when I was a baby...
Jacob: Said Grahm sadly.
Grahm: Are you story booking me?
Jacob: You're damn right I was.
Jacob: Said Grahm sadly.
Grahm: Are you story booking me?
Jacob: You're damn right I was.
by jacobraybans May 3, 2013
Get the Story Bookingmug. A Jewish story is a story that is made up by an incompetent and unreliable and is extremely boring. The story teller is usually telling this story for attention or for some friends.
by Blueboy02 June 10, 2018
Get the Jewish Storymug.