Status Upvague

A Facebook status update that is extremely vague and designed to solicit comments from people seeking clarification.

The noun that results from the verb "Vaguebooking".

Person A: "Yo did you see Rod Johnson's recent status update?"

Person B: "Yeah nobody can figure out what he's talking about. He's not being very specific. It's a total Status Upvague."

Person A: "Word. I should post a comment seeking clarification."

Person B: "Don't do it man. That's exactly what he wants."

by Brian Dubya Oh February 20, 2010

Shank Status

Getting so fucked up that you can't tell the difference between 5's and 10's.

Yo i got so Shank Status last night that i hooked up with girls that were 5 and below

by Shawshank Redemption April 03, 2013

Status Shuffle

An application on Facebook for unfunny people that have no mind of their own and have to steal other people's wit and humour!

Have you read his status? It was slightly funny. Oh no, wait, it's Status Shuffle, what a loser!

by OotzOotz February 18, 2010

Bot Status

The lowest classification of human existence.
One who is proclaimed to be Bot Status is subhuman, not deserving of any form of rights or respect.

Shut up Mitchell, you Bot Status piece of shit. Look at the floor and shut the fuck up when you’re around me.

by WARREN512 June 03, 2020

purge status

Something you say when you see someone you hate so much that you would kill them in the purge

Person 1: Dude look it's Olivia
Person 2: Ew purge status

by Balexys March 01, 2015

status worthy

When you have such a great moment that you have to post a status on facebook instead of twitter.

Fernando: Bomb, I just got an A on my test!
Alejandro: Cool bro, you should tweet "Just got an A on my test #intelligence"

Fernando: Nah, this is too cool for twitter. It's status worthy

by Mr.applesauce October 24, 2012

Marti Status

Getting drunk

Marti was all Marti status last night he was eating his burrito with his eyes closed

by scammer greens April 27, 2021