Ejaculation Station

A bachelor pad. Synonymous with Stabbin' Cabin.

I hope my date goes well tonight & we end up at the old ejaculation station!

by stxnthamix February 8, 2018

J- station

A laptop primarily used for masturbation. Common among young males with no parental control, as well as no self control. A j-station user may just j-it front of friends and family

He was on his "J- station" all night then disappeared into the bathroom.

by B web December 27, 2009

Relegation Station

Electric Vehicle charging stations.

Since electric vehicles take so long to charge, you are stuck in one place for hours while your life slowly passes you by, you have a few birthdays before it reaches 50%, and paleontologist began to study your remains.

I would LOVE to meet you for dinner, but I’ve been at this relegation station for two hours and won’t make the round trip if I leave now.

I wish that I had an ICE (internal combustion engine) car; I could’ve filled up with gas in two minutes, yet I’m chained to this Relegation Station.

by Super Newby January 27, 2018

Smiths station

Known as slut station, smiths station is a small AL city with nothing to do except for a lot of marijuana and meth

1:we’re moving
2:where?
1:Smiths Station
2:AH CRAP!

by Yellownote February 11, 2022

griffin station

Former Group 935 facility on the moon, now radioactive dust where the Moon used to be.

Griffin station was destroyed because of Dr. Groph's lack of proper security measures

by Groph935115 December 13, 2016

Stool Station

N- The colon, or anus.

I held her down and plunged out her stool station.

by Carlitothecoloredkid June 10, 2022

gas station

an instrument of destruction; the choice weapon for multi-billion dollar industries in the USA.

They raise prices several times a day. Sometimes peaking at $100 a gallon.

-Did you go get gas today at the gas station?
-No, it's too expensive. It's about $40 a gallon right now!
-Holy crap! I'd rather spend some money on a male stripper.
-Me too, man. Guys are more fun than going bankrupt.

by Raccooninabox November 19, 2006