Squirtle

Someone bitter, yet not at the same time.

Sometimes...he can be squirtle.

by Captain Quack April 10, 2003

spear of squirting

occurs very rarely but manly in the medieval times. Occurs during very hardcore fucking. A male has fucked so much tht he goes completely huly and throws a spear through the vagina of the female. The female squirts uncontrollably and eventually dies. The fluid is toxic so the mail dies most of the time as well. It is illegal in the US but.....fuck that its so much fun. As Dr.Bowens would say....go for it or I will steal your chance and smile

Ryan used the spear of squirting on his female cousin in alabama with albert einstein

by ryan bowens will fall off bed! December 17, 2008

Squirtlehead

A word used to describe the current state of departing pee. This term may only be used when the pee is protruding from your urethral sphincter.

I've got squirtlehead, I gots tah pee on every tree.

by Plain_White_T November 23, 2010

Squireton

A mythical robot said to live in the high village known as Marshmellow Kingdom. There are currently 1-4 types, each with a different color wine and tuxedo.

Did you hear about the squiretons?

by Justin Millerson February 21, 2012

Squirtle

When a hot guy passes and you get turned on so you scream squirtle

*a sexy guy winks at you*
Kailey- "Holy shit Katelynn, I think I just squirtled."
Katelynn- "Every guy you think is hot makes you squirtle!"

by thefacts0-0 February 22, 2015

squirteling

When you blow your load all over a girls face

You pull out and you squirteling in her face

by Psyco 007 August 12, 2016

Squirteling

Blowing a load all in a girls face.

I was squirteling all in Susan's face last night.

by Psyco 007 August 12, 2016