Squirty-G

- 8 oz Squirt Soda
- 2 Shots Gin
- Ice
- Lime

Mix and enjoy

"Oye Mickey, why don't you mix me up one of those Squirty-G's you're so famous for? Just add it to my tab."

by NOTsquirtmarketingteam December 2, 2021

Squirty starters

Appetizers laced with exlax

I ghosted this girl and she ended up being my waitress at Applebees. I think she gave me squirty starters in revenge.

by DollopOfDaisy December 25, 2021

SquidTynker

A fairly popular YouTube content creator

I watched SquidTynker today

by OmegaDragon2 April 16, 2022

Squindy

Squindy is when someone who isn’t a neek (nerd + geek) but looks like a neek.

You look ‘Squindy’ as hell bruv

by ImNotSquindy April 26, 2022

squintsy

Squintsy (squint-see): adverb describing the emotional state of losing self-control as a result of being too close to your crush. Derived from the famous scene from The Sandlot in which Michael "Squints" Palledorous jumps off the diving board so Wendy Peppercorn has to save him.

"Bro, I gotta get out of the office, the unicorn is looking extra fire today and I'm feeling kinda squintsy, I don't want to say something I can't take back."

by El Gallo de Negro June 16, 2022

Squirty Beans

Young ladies who may or may not be of legal age, yet regardless squirt when you flick their bean!

They look like a bunch of dirty squirty beans!

by ReeceJ October 10, 2022

squintagular

squintagular - similar to phenomenal;

(abbreviation) squintag - calling someone a squintag for their actions when being ridiculous in both good and bad ways.

“thats fucking squintagular”
“she is such a squintag”
“you are so stupid you are a squintag”

by ratherlargedicktionary October 17, 2022