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Spontaneous Sport

A person who is dressed to go to the gym, play a sport or participate in some other form of physical activity at all times of the day.
That chick would probably be really hot if she wasnt always dressed for spontaneous sport in those sweatpants and running shoes.
by JoeyGrebs November 29, 2011
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spunkatronian

a person who is from the area of central Asia known as spunkatronia, here there is no water supply, thus the men of the towns gather together once a month to ejaculate in a reservoir therefore provides liquid for the population of spunkatronia, used for drinking, watering plants and showering, this causes mass pregnancy and increases the spread of S.T.D's.
"come to spunkatronia, its a fun day out for all the family"
"dude why does she have 13 kids and a cough?" : she must be a spunkatronian"
"for my gap year i spent a 6 weeks on a spiritual vacation jackin it with the spunkatronians"
by spunkatronian ftw December 13, 2012
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Spunkasaur

Can also be defined as a "Spunkasaurus Rex"
If you aren't from Britain, you may be finding yourself asking "What is spunk?"
Spunk is semen
Spunking is the act of ejaculating

Okay, so now that you have the required information, let's begin.
Overall, the poor boy that is labelled as a Spunkasaur in school will be someone who has bragged to his friends about how he hand a wank or a wet dream over a girl at the school. However, this bragging could shortly backfire.
Once one of this boy's friends tells some other people, all hell will break loose.
This poor little boy will be the laughing stock of the entire school: people laughing at him or calling him harsh names such as Spunkasaur.
Eventually, the girl who the Spunkasaur had the wank or wet dream over will find out and this boy will be embarrassed as long as the other kids at his school become more mature and let him off the hook.
Did you hear about Jimmy and his dream over Nancy? What a Spunkasaurus Rex!
by Damp Socks June 29, 2016
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Spunktard

A slur you use to call someone that failed no nut November
Dude did you here about James! He failed No nut november what a spunktard
by WillMD November 12, 2019
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Spantaneous Bootay

A word commonly used to describe a person, mostly women, who have a big butt. This butt has a very big "span" and is usually found on people who are overweight.
LaShonday: "DAAAAMN BONIFA! DID YOU SEE THAT SPANTAAANEOUS BOOTAY?"

Bonifa: "OH MA GAAD! THE GIRL FROM PRECIOUS!!!" *runs up to Spantaneous Bootay*

Bonifa:"OH SHIIIT! DATS A DUUDE!"
by Tsavorio April 13, 2010
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Spontaneous Group Infatuation Syndrome

When a person in a group of friends starts to like someone, many other people in that group also begin to like that person.
I liked Haley first and then all you guys started liking her. You all just have Spontaneous Group Infatuation Syndrome. You dumb pricks.
by Sleet October 5, 2009
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Spontaneous Nachos

The act of having that favorite tortilla chip dish at the spur of the moment.
Alex - I'm hungry.

Fraser - Yeah me too. What's for dinner?

James - Spontaneous nachos!
by Smirlie March 15, 2011
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