Spackled

Accidentally getting drunk.

I got so spackled last night. Damn.

by Kal Kriptic February 19, 2011

speckledork

one who is the "specialest" friend you have, usually not knowing what's going on or has trouble keeping up with the times

"hi kyle"
"hi"
"i like the word speckledork dont u?"
"yes"
"ok, from now on ur king speckledork"
"super!"

by ashley January 22, 2004

spracked

adj: to be under the influence of cannabis sativa and caffeine simulatenously; feeling alert, productive, and content

I was so tired from smoking I had to get a coffee. I was spracked out of my mind for the rest of the day.

by Ian and Jen August 7, 2006

Spackledwarf

A replacement for fuck or any other word that you might use.

We all have been spackledwarfed by that zebra.

by CORMAC BEELER (MA) LOVES MEN September 24, 2011

sprackle

what you say when you exit a restroom with residual water on your hands from washing them and somebody wants to shake your hand before this water has evaporated and you want to shake their hand while letting them know that the residual water is not urine

Person 1: Hey man, how's it goin'? (extends hand for handshake)
Person 2: (extends hand in kind) Sprackle!

by debonair gent June 1, 2017

Spackler

A turd that never quite clears the bunghole, and must be wiped, and wiped and wiped, "spackling" the bunghole smooth to it's buttcheeck surroundings..

"I used a whole roll of TP and I still couldn't smear off that spackler.

by Greasy swass June 29, 2018

clam shackled

the female equivalent of a "cock block".

I can't believe that girl just clam shackled me!

by Kim Campbell March 29, 2011