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Fork on a Spork

When a man is spooning with a hermaphrodite.
Jack and Pat are a regular ol' Fork on a Spork.
by Solid Otacon April 6, 2017
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Sporking

The act of sporking, is grabbing an individual's asshole thus making your hand look like the shape of a spork as explained by NFL’s Willie Colon on the Flagrant 2 podcast , episode : Roganomics.

time stamp on of explanation on video via youtube ; 1:17:15

Past tense ; sporked
He got sporked during the match
You shouldn't be sporking anyone
by OluwaHefner March 20, 2019
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Hot Rod Sporking

The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.
My ass is still burned from that hot rod sporking Diane gave me...
by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 20, 2024
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Spork

(noun)
The most uselss utensil of all. Best use for worship.
(verb)
Jab one with a spork.
Mmmmmm spork those naughty kids
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Sporking

When you are spooning, the you know what slips in the you know what
The spooning turned into the sporking as the fun began
by TheDingDong March 11, 2021
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Sporking

When the closeness of spooning in bed turns into fucking.
I was enjoying spooning naked in bed with my boyfriend. But then being so close the spooning led to full on sporking as he entered me from his spooning position.
by Amawee21 October 30, 2017
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Spork Check

“Spork Check”

Background: In certain mental hospitals, plastic sporks are the only eating utensil issued to patients. When a patient is going to throw their trash away, they must show a nurse that their spork is intact while disposing of it. This is to avoid patients potentially harming themselves or others with the spork.
Everyone please line up by the trash can for your spork check.
by applebottomjeans12 May 12, 2020
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