chunk spelunker

One who willingly engages in ass play with a partner who has not first cleaned their anus and rectum with an enema or at least a finger and a lot of soap.

"It isn't necessary to be a chunk spelunker if you've got a colon hydrotherapist in the neighborhood"

by become_the_mountain April 7, 2006

Shlunk

The sound a wet beanie makes as you pull it onto your head.

Dude Skeeter, when you put your beanie on it went Shlunk !!!!

by Roy Muntz January 13, 2009

spunk shitter

One who's, anus is stuffed with a pulsating penis, spraying its filthy white love piss, ending in a creamed turd

spunk shitter simon is off to the Hoggs Back again for some gay dogging

by denti December 27, 2007

slunk meat

A woman of unscrupulous moral character.

Lets say a guy dates this girl in college. After a year and a half, she abruptly turns very mean on him and breaks it off. Then, she (who had been a virgin before this relationship, no less) promptly goes and screws two of his fraternity brothers/friends, who also happen to be each others biological brothers (!). She winds up dating the second one for a year or two (!!!) thus qualifying herself as "slunk meat".

by n_Miles April 16, 2009

Spunk

Skeet, Cum, Jizz, Semen

He spunked all over the couch.

by Sinfrey August 27, 2009

Spunk On A Coffee

Ejaculating seminal fluid into a cup of black coffee, and stirring the coffee into a cappacuino-like appearance. This form of spunking is usually performed after eating a box of donuts or while watching adult entertainment.

"Do you have a cup? I wanna spunk on a coffee later tonight after eating some donuts."

"Have you ever spunked on a coffee?"

by GOPI VIGNARAJAH May 19, 2006

spelunking

The origin of all the other definitions for spelunking

noun: The act of exploring a cave

1. One popular activity to do out in the wilderness is go spelunking

by Anonymous April 25, 2004