sperm vein

Primitive word for the urethra; can also be used as an insult to someone who's a real douche bag

I masturbated five and a half times today and now my sperm vein burns real bad

or

Shut up, sperm vein

by spongo October 29, 2004

Sperm whale

Whalecum,also a crazy thing my friend pk says-

Sperm bee

no sperm whale

by MisakiiChan March 12, 2021

sperm shart

When you go to fart but you cum instead.

Jim: I have to fart. *pushes* oh no..

Dan: Dude did you just sperm shart?

by agingergirl April 08, 2014

get spermed

1. synonym of “get fucked,” to get played by someone
2. to be impregnated

When Jamie found out her friends gaslit her, they responded, “get spermed.”

by 1/5ofchef February 09, 2023

sperm factory

Testicles.

Your sperm factory needs time to generate another load after the sex having that just took place.

by Kirka July 06, 2015

Sperm for dinner

A pile of sperm at the dinner table

for example mike took a massive scoop of sperm for dinner

by Hairyniggerjews September 22, 2020

Sperm whack

To hit an ejaculating penis upon an object or person. Usually done by a man upon a woman.

Steve sperm whacked Donna.

Terri was sperm whacking Lisa with Roger's pud.

by Caesar Anonymous IV November 17, 2010