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hand sanitizer bomb

A weapon of mass destruction often constructed in class room settings in which the availability of hand sanitizer and tissues is abundant. One creates a hand sanitizer bomb by squirting a significant amount of hand sanitizer into one or a layer of tissues and then folds the tissue in on itself to create a bulbous sac of hand sanitizer. The rest of the unused tissue is twisted as the hand sanitizer wets it creating hold for the tissue to stay closed. Bomb is then grabbed by its loose and dry end and thrown at desirable target.
Similar to a hand lotion bomb
"Man, I got nailed with a hand sanitizer bomb and now my back is soaked."
by forerunnerrocker June 14, 2008
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Spaniels ears

Bob: Did you see the saggy tits on that slapper?
Bill: Yes, they were like a pair of spaniels ears
by Norbert Valiant March 14, 2011
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spamity calamity

Either directly refers to a horrible situation involving mass ammounts of spam, or could be used to describe mail from AOL. Could also mean a large quanity of rather annoying instances.
"There's an army of cripples comming!"
"Ah, Spamity Calamity!!!!!"
by Ryan Zovko November 8, 2005
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spanish key

In jazz, "spanish key" is a terrible pun: the key of "si" (C).

Miles Davis, on the album Bitches Brew, has a song called "Spanish Key", which is indeed in C.
Latin Shuffle, Spanish Key, start it off, John!
by Luke of SNW December 29, 2007
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spanktank

The reserve of sexual images or thoughts used for masturbation. Similar to a gas tank, but imaginary and naughty.
"Did you see that girl's tits?"
"Oh yeah! That's some definite fuel for the spanktank."
by Stumanji September 1, 2010
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Spanishiwa

A 4100+ master league Zerg player who created the now legendary "Ice Fisher" build.
Dude, I played this zerg last night who only made queens and infestors! I got Spanishiwa'd so hard!
by NickTheStick April 24, 2011
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Spanish Lollipop

When oral involves many herbs and spices and salsa as a lubricant; one may substitute taco seasoning if you're a cheap bastard
My mouth is still numb from that Spanish Lollipop last night
by the Nighthawk September 5, 2012
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