Keyboard Spam

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Person 1: JMGFjdthdyfjdjrydyurduyrsyursuydusyydjs$ydjsyri4yrjjfhcjdfyhkfdfhdhdfkhfdkryjddtd&6&(&(&(&
Person 2: what keyboard spam nonsense are you typing

by theDead_Torch March 2, 2022

wet spam

Derogatory slang for West Ham United Football Club by other jealous glory hunters, because they are rubbish (apparently)

See also: Football Banter.

Ryan: Oi mate coming to the pub to watch the match?

Lee: Oh you mean between WET SPAM and ARSEnal? Not a chance mate! I'd rather suck my nan's nips.

by Flange Chicken September 15, 2015

spam filter

With AOL, a feature that prevents you from reading important mail, but shows you spam in your inbox.

If you use AOL, remember to check your inbox for important emails. AOL calls it your "spam folder."

by anonymous May 7, 2005

spam

Otherwise known as Shit Posing as Mail. Unsolicited messages that have clogged millions of email inboxes with horrible advertisements ranging in everything from illegal underage porn to life insurance to penis enlargements. Spam is also often successfully used to spread email virii.

Spreading spam should be a crime punishable by drawing and quartering.

by Ares July 16, 2004

Spam Account

A spam account is.. yikes.. well, it's mainly just a Instagram account filled with what you'd expect: spam. It's mainly just teens complaining about their lives through pictures. There's usually way over 1000 posts and it doesn't stop them.

It's mainly just another way to show how egotistical you are.

Person 1: Hey, how many posts does your Spam Account have?
Person 2: Let me check.. oh, 5,031 posts
Person 1: What the fuck is wrong with you what do you even post
Person 2: Literally just pictures of my cat. Or maybe how my boyfriend broke up with me. Sometimes it's memes. You never know.
Person 1: You egotistical fuck.

by BigOlDefinitioneer January 16, 2017

spam purse embargo

A ban on female reproductive organs; sanctions against sex with women; a period of deliberate sexual inactivity.

Also, a great name for a band, because most people would have no fucking idea what it means.

"Helluv bitches were bummed when the Spam Purse Embargo went into effect. It means until the Embargo expires, they get no luv from me."

by Danny Delinquent March 31, 2004

going spam

Going spam is when you go harder than going ham. Originated during a Call of Duty game in which two girls decided that they were going to go spam and eliminate the competition. They failed, but they still went spam.

"FUCK GOING HAM! WE GOING SPAM!"

by ctfoa August 23, 2011