Massachusetts Sober

When you abstain from all drugs but alcohol mainly beer because you need it. The opposite of California sober.

I don't smoke weed I'm Massachusetts sober.

by Fire ICe Fire ICe Fire ICe March 31, 2022

Sober State

A state that has not legalized marijuana.

The Utah Highway Patrol arrested him for having a few pre-rolls. He should've known that Utah is a sober state!

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 5, 2023

gay sober

The term gay sober takes inspiration from the popular phrase "California sober." Weed consumption is ubiquitous across the Golden State, so much so that smoking has been normalized and not considered a drug. The same can be said for the use of popper amongst the gay community.

I'm gay sober. I don't drink or do hard drugs, however, I sniff poppers during sex.

by Joes Pineapples June 17, 2022

sober stoners

A person, or group of people, who do not use drugs, but might as well.

Dave: Dude, those waiters at the restaurant were sober stoners. How long does it take to bring out a glass of water?

Joe: You could smell the weed?

Dave: Fucktard.

by teh_winnahs! June 30, 2009

sex sober

Any period of time from which you are not having intercourse- therefore being 'sober' from sex.

Guy 1: God, my friend told me he hasn't had any action for 6 days...
Guy 2: He must have been sex sober, considering the number of days he hasn't got any.

by starshine1000 December 15, 2008

Sober Munchies

The act of snacking on a random assortment of goodies while not being high. Microwavable foods and multiple bowls of variety cereals are ideal.

Dude1: "Yo bro im going to destroy your pantry here in a minute"

Dude2: "WTF, we haven't even blazed up yet"

Dude1: "I know but I got the sober munchies"

by Tizoxin November 16, 2010

Team Sober

A group of hooligans who patrol the Auckland Area pubs purporting to be sober. Members can often be found intoxicated on pub floors. The name is extreme irony.

Hey look that guys from Team Sober!

by Team Steam December 16, 2006