Massachusetts Sober

When you abstain from all drugs but alcohol mainly beer because you need it. The opposite of California sober.

I don't smoke weed I'm Massachusetts sober.

by Fire ICe Fire ICe Fire ICe March 31, 2022

Miami Sober

sober from all drugs except one drug of choice, alcohol, and anything offered to you

I’ve never been into hard drugs but I was at a concert and some bitch offered me molly so I said “fuck it i’m going miami sober.”

Yeah i’m miami sober now (chances already on coke weed and alc)

by bananaice March 22, 2022

Jersey Sober

A New Jerseyan that doesn’t drink, but smokes daily. They most likely drive high often. They consider doing mushrooms, but then remember Jersey ain’t quite Cali or Oregon yet, but with Murphy it might get there. 100% ADHD head.

Person 1: Yo did our DD just take a fat bong rip?

Person 2: Yeah, but he’s Jersey Sober and forgot his Adderall.

by JerziteOn March 29, 2022

sober stoners

A person, or group of people, who do not use drugs, but might as well.

Dave: Dude, those waiters at the restaurant were sober stoners. How long does it take to bring out a glass of water?

Joe: You could smell the weed?

Dave: Fucktard.

by teh_winnahs! June 30, 2009

sex sober

Any period of time from which you are not having intercourse- therefore being 'sober' from sex.

Guy 1: God, my friend told me he hasn't had any action for 6 days...
Guy 2: He must have been sex sober, considering the number of days he hasn't got any.

by starshine1000 December 15, 2008

Sober Munchies

The act of snacking on a random assortment of goodies while not being high. Microwavable foods and multiple bowls of variety cereals are ideal.

Dude1: "Yo bro im going to destroy your pantry here in a minute"

Dude2: "WTF, we haven't even blazed up yet"

Dude1: "I know but I got the sober munchies"

by Tizoxin November 16, 2010

Team Sober

A group of hooligans who patrol the Auckland Area pubs purporting to be sober. Members can often be found intoxicated on pub floors. The name is extreme irony.

Hey look that guys from Team Sober!

by Team Steam December 16, 2006