smurfing

Purchasing small amounts of pseudoephedrine in several stores or by groups of people, with the purpose of using it to make metamphetamine.

They're off to smurf every pharmacy in the main street.

by J T Ripper July 2, 2005

Smurfing

Buying up the maximum allowed quantities of pseudoephedrine-based medicines at one location after another for use in the production of crystal meth.

After drug enforcement officers successfully regulated the sale of ephedrine and pseudoephedrine, many large-scale producers of crystal meth were force into smurfing

by brap April 4, 2009

smurf face

When one is so hungry that they bob for turds in the Port-A-Potties, thus resulting in a blue face from the blue dyed liquid.

Man, I was so hungry at the concert that I had to smurf face.

by Sboat09 January 9, 2009

Blue Smurf

Bentyl, a pill for irritable bowel syndrome; in large doses, can cause intoxication. So named because of the color of the pill. Bought and sold in prisons and used to get high.

When I was in the yard, I traded 1 Klonopin for 5 Blue Smurfs.

by Dorothy November 6, 2007

Smurf Word

1. A word used to define almost anything. At any time. For any reason.

1. Yo! Carchee said "Broken Down" so much, he made that sh*t a smurf word!

by Alabaster Croti August 22, 2008

Smurf Attack

A smurf attack is when you are having sex and are choking your partner. Just when she starts to turn blue you release your grip on her throat and while she is gasping for air you cum in her mouth causing her to breath it in.

Dude I just smurf attacked that chick!

by Dwight D'Angelo April 11, 2011

Jedi-Smurf

A smurf (usually masters+ and usually in the game League of Legends) that follows the tenets of being a Jedi-Smurf, and that makes a effort to tilt their team in pre-game lobby (ban a team mates champ, say they're a "Jedi-Smurf", take a team mates position) to test their team's mental fortitude and their strength in the Force ultimately empowering them towards a rewarding victory or a lesson-worthy defeat.
It is said that the only way to defeat a Jedi-Smurf is to not succumb to the Dark Side. A Jedi-Smurf is the opposite of a Sith-Smurf.

Once again, Johnny, Jedi-Smurfs are badass as heck, and follow strong tenets like "always try-hard in game and don't flame your team" as well as "enjoy the journey, believe in your team, and be un-tiltable" and "tilt equals lose" -- it's the trolls that int your games that you should be reporting instead!!

by SithLordSupremememe December 23, 2020