slushaluffagus

In simple terms, a slush. One who can put down 15 or more beers.

I had to run to the store to buy another 30-pack because I am such a slushaluffagus.

by sushipheliac February 10, 2009

slursive

The scrawling, sloppy style in which a drunk person writes, which is in no way legible the next day. However, it may be a direct translation of how the drunk person was actually speaking.

We had a pretty brilliant idea at the bar last night, but I wrote it down in slursive at 1am and I can't read it today. It appears to say "fouwiinog tat hogaurl."

by pumpkintreasure March 18, 2009

slouse

Someone who's a bit of a cunt, top notch geazer who knows all the words to Little T Road Rage. He likes to rock his 3 stripes and his cheap shoes from ASDA living that he got on a 50% sale cos he ain't about that life. Comments under girls pictures the 100 and fire emoji. Usually someone who reps around with their mandem and vapes. Bit of a fuckboy but his lads love him anyway.

He's a right slouse.
You're a right slousey

by Primarks June 22, 2017

Bean Slushie

When someone Mixes beans in a blender, along with ice(ice cream) and then proceeds to put it on a girl/guys gentals and begin orally licking it off.

Ash totally "Bean Slushie"d that girl last night!

by Randomcreed13 June 19, 2010

pee slushie

Simply put; urine frozen to a semi-solid consistency, like a slush puppie, icee ect.

That blind kid Jack, sure does love him some pee slushies

by alfred1542 October 13, 2010

Cum Slugs

Globules or strands of stray cum which might have travelled further then you thought & thus don't get cleaned up, which once dry look it / resemble a slug!

Ken "I had a good wank the other day in my mums room, I thought I'd cleaned all the cum entrails up but a few cum slugs had formed on the wall which I hadn't noticed!!"

Frank "what happened, did you mum find them?"

Ken "yeah & it wasn't the first time she had found my cum slugs, so I was in deep trouble!!"

by Lord_of_ Words October 21, 2010

mile high slush puppy

when you wank your load into a plane toilet and quickly flush it in the hope that it will freeze into a spear of jiz and spike an unsuspecting naked sunbather, thus impregnating your seed

captain: would passengers please take their seats, including those tossing off a mile high slush puppy in the bog

by dickspanner August 24, 2010