Someone who is super popular and seems very sweet, but once you let them in, you realize they're vain, self-centered and very toxic.
We hired her thinking she was a rockstar, but she sued us for "suppressing her rights." Turns out she was a slurpee.
by twncntry December 23, 2021
Get the slurpeemug. Is defined As an after Thanksgiving blow job or she sounds like a turkey gobbling while giving a blow job
by Queenmisery July 23, 2024
Get the Turkey slurpeemug. by Yuriality July 9, 2021
Get the Slurpee DJmug. by The genius johnson February 25, 2022
Get the Slurpeemug. When you feed your partner laxatives until they have liquid shit. Turn them upside down stick a straw in their chocolate starfish and enjoy your Starfish Slurpee.
by dabatrin February 10, 2018
Get the starfish slurpeemug. A humorous, lighthearted euphemism for performing oral sex on a woman. Often used playfully to imply enthusiastic or affectionate participation, with a nod to the sweet and swirling nature of the act.
by Stallion Lover June 14, 2025
Get the Slurpee Whirpeemug. My girl wanted to go to 7-11, it was too late so I put a straw in my cock and told that bitch to have a Sperm Slurpee!
by Ammo4u March 12, 2023
Get the Sperm Slurpeemug.