An exclamatory statement that sounds threatening in nature but actually admits one’s deep remorse for their choices that lead up to the current negatives they are facing as a result. It’s taught as a step down statement, meaning that it allows for one to aggressively state something while effectuating an apology with its underlying meaning. It was discontinued from use in familial therapy sessions due to its regular use in inappropriate situations.
Parent: You didn’t finish your chores and you stole from the offering plate at church. You’re grounded for a month.
Teenage child: grrr! I’d slit a bitches throat!
Parent: Have a good night, son. We will talk in the morning, I love you.
Teenage child: grrr! I’d slit a bitches throat!
Parent: Have a good night, son. We will talk in the morning, I love you.
by StudeeParteeRepeet December 31, 2023
Get the slit a bitches throatmug. by SK Greezy June 10, 2023
Get the Slit flittermug. An insult online, usually used on twitter. Refers to somebody cutting themselves vertically. It has been described to hurt more and be more dangerous than cutting horizontally.
by baby_doll(owo) December 27, 2023
Get the Slit verticallymug. by 4n power November 29, 2021
Get the slit cheesemug. by Zavior54 December 20, 2023
Get the moldy slitmug. Something that’s so depressing it makes you want to slit your throat. Usually used for places and building.
Have you seen that council estate over the road? That house on the corner as you drive in is a proper slit-your-throat job!
by Chris_32 May 27, 2024
Get the slit-your-throat jobmug. No matter how much extra sharp ginger brandy he's had to drink, my friend Tommy always finds the weiner slit.
by Illinois Dave June 26, 2016
Get the Weiner Slitmug.