Sir Cumference Syndrome (SCS, also known as Epic Ball Syndrome) is a genetic condition in which the victim involuntarily ejaculates at the mere sight of a woman. This genetic condition is mostly common among Coomers and children from Mozambique.
Person 1: Did you hear that my son is a Sir Cumference?
Person 2: That's awful, I feel your pain.
Person 1: Yeah, it's really difficult keeping him down at night because he just tries to watch Youtube and ends up messing up his bedsheets.
Person 2: That's awful, I feel your pain.
Person 1: Yeah, it's really difficult keeping him down at night because he just tries to watch Youtube and ends up messing up his bedsheets.
by DireDegenerate February 11, 2022
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N. A Latvi-an. Usually very fond of delivery personnel or public vehicle musicians and establishes mutual trust and friendship with them. A BFF of Sir Pile Up. An expert judge on bunions.
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One of the knights of the octagon table. Sir Spam the Spam Pirate is captain of her ship, the Spam Bucket, and has a quite un-spammy crew. Weilds the spam sword. Has an albino Ferret named Raxoth.
First Mate Harry: arr, sir spam, i be spottin land a-ho!
Sir spam: there be spam at this port?
First Mate Harry: *sighs heavily* aye, cap'n.
Sir spam: there be spam at this port?
First Mate Harry: *sighs heavily* aye, cap'n.
by wild_wolf_cub February 16, 2004