simon 

Simon is one of the best humans you will ever meet. he is sweet and kind, and will always have your back. he can seem a bit sad at times but he is awesome. and really funny

Simon:hello how are you

simon by KittyCat2.0 January 8, 2022

Simon 

Simon has a gigantic massive horse cock. Who is unbelievably good in bed. Like RELLEY! GOOD!!!.

Girl 1." Girllll how is he so good in bed".
Girl 2." It's SIMON He is always THAT good!".

Simon by Just... January 25, 2022

Simon 

A gay little dude who just wants to have some fun alongside his friends. He has an extremely contagious laugh and can be very energetic, boosting the mood wherever he goes, but when the time calls for it he can also be the sweetest and most comforting person you know. His hugs and cuddles are to die for, and you'll often find yourself missing him whenever he isn't around. His presence alone is enough to make you smile, and he's always there to support you no matter the situation. Anyone who doesn't have a Simon in their lives is missing out big time, and those who do should feel lucky that they have such an amazing friend they know they can go to any time.

Simon: *Appears*
Everyone: Hi
Simon: Hello

Simon by Dimoo February 19, 2022

Simon 

Someone who likes it up the ass and has a lot of dildos laying around. Someone who is not afraid to tickle your pickle and loves the color rainbow.

Look at Simon over there, shoving a dildo up his ass.

Simon by BaklaBills February 21, 2022

Simon 

A BOMBER!

SIMON IS GONNA BOMB YOUR HOUSE. RUN!

Simon by ALUAKBAR FOR LIFE February 22, 2022

Simon 

A guy with a super big dick, super funny and the best.

Simon is a guy with a super big dick, super funny and the best.

Simon by DevSimonn February 28, 2022

Simon 

he can be nice one minute, and the next he’s in your face trying to fight you

person 1: yeah simon’s really nice
person 2: no he ain’t. he punched me in my balls yesterday

Simon by spongebob_holes February 6, 2022