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shrimp paste

A bell end discharge usually created from a vigorous wanking session without any intermittent cleansing. The pale paste has a distinct scent of rancid shrimp or fish sauce. Not to be confused with a culinary condiment.
Danny "Jordon, have you just finished some kind of mammoth wankathon?"

Jordon "why, were you watching through the louvre wardrobe door?"

Danny "No, you have a shrimp paste stink about you that a 2 hour shower wouldn't shift"
by pageboy69 April 5, 2015
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Shrimp Peel

That shiny, crusty amalgam of sexual fluids that encrust the penis the morning after a night of hot, wet sex.
I woke this morning with a good worst shrimp peel. I headed straight to the shower.

Between her wet pussy and me slinging some heavy ropes last night, I woke to a thick shrimp peel.

I didn’t need to shower off my shrimp peel this morning. She gave me a morning hummer and that slob job took care of it.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
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Shrimp Out

The football coach wouldn't give Hunter the ball because he didn't want him to shrimp out again.
by Jaidennn July 1, 2011
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Shrimp Girl

A shrimp girl is basically a slang regarding to that kind of girls that work-out a lot trying to keep there fit bodies that Almighty God gave. But God got so carried away on sculpting the body that he forgot the face.

In a nutshell, Shrimp Girls have a hot body but they're not beautiful.

Shrimp is because when we are going to eat a shrimp we are supposed to take its head off before eating.
Guy 1: That girl over there is a Shrimp Girl.
Guy 2: A Shrimp what?
Guy 1: Shrimp Girl.
Guy 2: Shrimp Girl? How does it work?
Guy 1: Well, you know...wipe out the head, eat what's left
by Sean McFlannigan April 18, 2011
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shrimp her

shrimp her means to fuck a female because of her body not her face (chuck away the head cause the body’s the only good part)
oi i fucked this chick the other day but i had to shrimp her
by saynan May 16, 2020
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shrimp clit

An enlarged clit on a girl that closely resembles a shrimp. Similiar to a bitch dick, but is more like a cocktail shrimp. Makes you question whether your girl is in fact a girl, or a she-male.
DAYUM!!! I hooked up with this girl the other night, and she had the hugest shrimp clit! I got so scurred I took off running and never looked back!
by LiLrAsCaL March 6, 2008
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shrimp rash

The splotchy red skin texture developed by white people in response to prolonged sun exposure. See also: melanin, wet dog smell.
Damn, check them shrimp rashin' fools playing volleyball!
by Jorge Aviles June 22, 2006
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