Snarf bag

As a verb, it is the action of farting into a bag, quickly closing it, then suddenly projecting the air into someone's face.

As a noun, it is the bag which contains said fart.

"Dude, leave me alone or I'll snarf bag you."

"I thought it was my lunch, but it turned out Bill had made it into a snarf bag."

by Anditron March 3, 2009

snarf my nards

The act of sucking testicles.

Command. Snarf being the verb.

Hey baby, wanna snarf my nards?

by IT Guy SMC January 22, 2009

Shnarky

Shnarky can mean anything from a kiss all the way to sex and all the kinky things you could imagine inbetween.

Girl 1: Did you guys fuck?

Girl 2: No, but we shnarkied. (;

Girl 1: ..What does shnarky mean..?

Girl 2: *smiles*

by YerrMawm May 30, 2011

Schnarf

Adj: A descriptive expression relating to the extreme snugglyness, cuddlyness, or comfortableness of something animate or inanimate. V: To snuggle, cuddle, or become comfortable with something/somebody in an extreme manner.

Adj: "Baby, you look so schnarfable wrapped up in that fuzzy ol' blanket!"
N: "Hey little lady, what do you say we head to the bedroom to schnarf it up for the evening?"

by rhythmicfarts December 24, 2014

Shnarfle/Shnarfeling

When a dog digs his face into something, while snuffling.

Man 1: haha! What is your dog doing to that blanket?!
Man 2: ehh.. He's Shnarfle/Shnarfeling

by WordSlingah April 27, 2015

shnarffed

Means your getting fucked over; having to do others shit/job, not something you should/have to do

Hey Weit, go mop playland and lobby....(your friend):Get fuckin shnarffed XD

Hey Weit, go stock the fridge
(Weit): fuckin shnarffin my ass today aren't yuh

Hey Weit, sweep the kitchen please

(Weit): but that's his job
Him: Shnarffity shnarff shnarff motherfucker

by Shnarff Master Weit June 17, 2016

shnaff-a-laffa

the state of mind induced when one smokes pot and sniff's coke

i came to a few hours later feeling all shnaff-a-laffa and what not

by Ryan Barnard July 30, 2008