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bloom shining

bloom shining is combining outdoor plants or outdoor art to the inside of your house by putting them near a window so it shows inside the house.
i like your bloom shining with the rose bush so close to the window, it appears to be inside the house.
by Von trudelburg November 27, 2022
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shaft shining

The act of performing a handjob during vaginal sex, usually when woman is riding on top. May involve a third party performing the handjob.
Shaft shining feels amazing, you should definitely ask your girlfriend to do it next time you have sex!
by SlickAndShiny November 28, 2023
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Knight In shining rubber

The opposite of a pillow princess who does everything in bed, because they love their bottom and enjoys watching them squirm.
I'm quite sure Ellen is a knight in shining rubber because she is so confident and always makes her guests so happy
by B. Fanfiction69 September 6, 2018
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knight and shining bum

my life is a mess a disgrace but my heart is pure and gold
i’m nothing but i wanna be ur knight and shining bum
by BumStatusYo December 29, 2018
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knight in shining pizza

An obese man with too much courage, and time on his hands (attempts to use his courage to get a relationship partner)
I don't need a knight in shining pizza they're just perverts
by Daddy's bottom boy August 12, 2021
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King's Shilling

Noun.

Historical definition:

During the Napoleonic wars, due to the lack of able seamen, sailors were recruited (press-ganged) by being paid a sign up fee - 1 King's Shilling.

Reluctant conscripts would be approached by one or more 'recruiters' who would ply them with alcohol until they were totally drunk. They would then hit them over the head with a 'cudgel' and place a King's Shilling in the drunkard's pocket. The inebriate would then be carried on board where they were woken up and convinced that they had joined in good faith. Any argument against the join would be discredited by the discovery of the King's Shilling.

Modern Usage

Discreet gay proposition.
Historical Usage

"I don't know what happened! I was approached by two sailors who got me pissed. Next thing I know I woke up 'in the navy' having received a King's Shilling into my pocket!"

Modern Usage:

"Hello young man, will you let me pay you into the Navy with a King's Shilling?"

OR

"I was only 21 when I received the King's Shilling!"

OR

"I've been approached but am yet to accept the King's Shilling!"
by Tony du Angletere March 13, 2022
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Receiving the King's Shilling

Verb: Present Continuous

Gay Slang

In the late 18th and early 19th centuries the Naval forces of England suffered from a lack of sailors. Consequently men were press-ganged into service. They were given drinks until drunk by recruiters, and when drunk the King's Shilling would be placed in their pocket whenceforth they would be cudgelled and taken semi-conscious aboard the ship. In the morning they were convinced that they had accepted the King's Shilling in good faith and had therefore been unarguably and indefinitely conscripted.

In gay terms: getting drunk and turning gay
"He woke up, after receiving the King's Shilling (he didn't know how), with a tremendous hangover. His partner DID know how.
by Tony du SXW2 January 18, 2022
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