ass shat

to be so drunk or hungover that your entire body feels as though it were going through the digestive process.

I got ass shat at the Cellar last night

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

oh shat

Oh Shat is a phrase used to describe the feeling one gets when they forget how to speak, and mean to say Oh Shit! instead.

*drops wood on foot* Oh shrshathshatahsd.... Shat. Oh shat.

by MooMooMarie November 18, 2013

fuking shat

to fuk shat, the fuking of shat

FUKING SHAT!! get the FUK away from me!!

by ShadowXhawk September 5, 2003

Shat Fairy

The spiting of a roommate by shitting in his or her toilet while they are unaware. Refusing to flush and hiding the toilet paper. Knowing they will return and question the validity of said shit.

Bob: "Who the fuck took a shit in my toilet?"

Tom: "Dude, never piss off the shat fairy."

by this is not me January 23, 2010

Chat Shat

When you are talking to your friend from the phone in the hotel bathroom and you have diarrhea from drinking the local water in a third world country.

Hey Brendan! Do you believe that we are still having a chat shat after the fifth day in Punta Cana? I still have Montezuma’s revenge and need to call from the hotel bathroom. I don't think I can play in the ping pong tournament today.

by lola 99 April 17, 2009

shat on by a tree

the process of snagging one's beanie hat on the branch of a tree, which then proceeds to yank it off of your head as you walk along.

Chris was walking through the woods with Phil when he heard:
"ahhhhh, shat on by a tree"
he turned around to see Phil retrieving his hat from a branch and smoothing down his crazy hair

by underdowg February 25, 2009

shat that shit

When speaking about the delivery of a child. Instead of delivered, use shat that shit.

She shat that shit out at the hospital. It was a boy and baby daddy was happy!

by Boobypirwte702 September 3, 2019