Seattle Showdown

A variation of the Seattle Slapjack. Two masturbate facing each other. Upon ejaculation rub the semen into your palm and slap the other person across the face. The first person to slap the other wins.

Guy 1: Hey you trying to get in a Seattle Showdown?
Guy 2: Not right now my girlfriend is coming over.
Guy 1: Dude you're not doing anything else.
Guy 2: Fuck it. Your place or mine.

by suckittrebeck4 August 23, 2012

Seattle Helicopter

n- The act of pissing and/or nutting while spinning ones dick.

I totes just gave Sally a Seattle Helicopter. When my mom came home, I blamed the dog.

by Napalm in the Morning April 13, 2014

Seattle Slurper

When you ejaculate inside your girl's coffee cup and she drinks it, thinking it was coffee creamer.

Hey Jim! I gave Vanessa a Seattle Slurper last night when we had coffee!

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by LarryManAllDay September 8, 2016

Seattle Spinner

When you take a dildo and attach it to a power drill and ram that up your bitch.

Want to do a Seattle Spinner?

by ThatGuy588585 February 13, 2009

Seattle Philharmonic

The act of butt sexing a female with a close group of friends, terminating with a coordinated circle jerk emptied upon the female's face.

Andrea was the target of yesterday's rousing Seattle Philharmonic.

by Phil Spektor October 16, 2009

Seattle Taquito

When one has sex with a women who considers herself a hipster, but also must be hispanic. In order to perform the Seattle Taquito said bitch needs to consume a metric fuckton of laxatives, when the fart box is ready to produce its turd parade you must wrap your member in flatbread so it resembles a non filled taquito. Then, you insert your peeny into her bum bum await the ensuing craptastrophe to fill the flat bread, then pull out and eat it.

Person 1: Dude I was looking through my parents photos in the attic and I saw them performing the Seattle Taquito at Woodstock, shit was crazy, literally.

Person 2: Dude, you're an orphan.

by the tacquistador November 30, 2013

seattle mudshark

When you find a fish and you try to insert it into a girls pussy. Also, for added authenticity, you may want to try being in Seattle.

"Yo man, my daddy pulled a Seattle Mudshark on my mom last night and now I'm scarred for life."
"You lucky you's a guy. My boyfriend did that to me in '03'"

by Walk the Jewels June 18, 2018