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chopped and screwed

when a woman uses a man to get what she want then when asked if she wants to go out she rejects the guy
Guy: hey can i buy you a drink?
girl: ya sure.
guy: would you like to go bak to my place
girl: oh,no thanks.
(hes just been chopped and screwed
by Sabecca January 1, 2009
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chopped and screwed

I asked that gurl out and she chopped and screwed me, she chopped and screwed me
by Sheeda(: December 17, 2008
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screw cut

1. A haircut that gets you laid

2. A haircut that evokes lust
I just walked out the barbershop and this girl gave me the eye, its my first screw cut man!

I love what you done to your hair.
Tell me about it, the guys are lining up my door; guess they can't resist my screw cut
by praney deb August 5, 2009
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Screwing on the silencer

During sex when taking your female partner from behind, before her screams get too loud and wake the neighbors get her to bite the pillow- i.e. the act of screwing on the silencer!
Bill- 'Hey, thought you had your bird over last night for some loving? i couldn't hear shit from next door even with the glass pushed up against the wall. what happened?'

Bob- 'It's ok, i was screwing on the silencer!'

Bill' 'Nice!'
by NODNYL January 15, 2011
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golden screw

Anal intercourse culminating in urination rather than ejaculation.
Charles sent his butler down to the garage to fetch some plastic sheeting.
"Dirty bugger," thought the butler, "He's gonna have a golden screw tonight."
by Dunky Oggins January 25, 2004
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screwed up

Some one who is messed up or deformed.

Someone who is stupid or ugly.

Someone who is screwed or in a screwed up situation.

Someone who doesn't make sense
That dude over there is one screwed up ugly retard.

You are so screwed up.
by Jonathan Hoffman October 12, 2002
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archimedes screw

A pump consisting of a screw within a cylinder. When the screw is turned, water is moved from one end to the other.

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When Archimedes has sex with his wife.

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When you yell 'eureka' upon ejaculating.

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An ancient invention that can be used in the vagina to evacuate excess menses.
In an incredibly archane reference to an ancient invention, a sexual double entendre is achieved.
by scorpionmintred November 19, 2004
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