Schleep

Being so fucking schlumped you can’t even say sleep correctly

Bro after that muffuckin stack of pancakes I’m schleep

by Schleep April 21, 2018

Dick Schlegel

An act where a person submerges their full penis in water and slaps someone else, willing or not, across the cheek with it.

It left a perfect penis outline when he gave me a Dick Schlegel.

by Heffnark October 11, 2009

Schleb

Someone so undeniably awesome that even M.C. Hammer can't touch him.

Man, look at all those people talking to him. He must be a Schleb.

by Not Schleb February 7, 2009

schlep

to place quickly and without care

just schlep it over there and come on.

by ())CRAYOLA))> March 5, 2005

Schlender

noun sometimes used a verb-(1)one who has the nasty habit of taking something normal and making a long drawn out and unpleasant ordeal out of it. (2) He or she that makes what sounded like a good idea terrible.

Normal Guy- Hey man let's go to Culver's THAT PLACE ROCKS
Group- YEAH! Great idea!
THAT GUY- Well...so...guys I was thinking that we should probably figure out a way to go to Culver's and type up a fitness plan so we can work off the calories
Group- Well actually Culver's doesn't sound good at all
Normal Guy- Dude... way to SCHLENDER it up

by thelonelyisland1992 May 2, 2011

schleimer

german:
kick ass or something that is soooo sweet

damn! having sex with you is schleimer!

by benjo February 25, 2005

Schleicher

A red-headed female that at a minimum, has to douche three times daily because of an excessively smelly cum dumpster

Look at that schleicher over there... I can smell her from here.

by Dave Nestle February 26, 2009